When was the last time you in all seriousness ate a banana? Tell me. Tell me the last time you ate one without any pretenses or humor involved. The winner of this contest will win an autographed picture of me eating a banana.
This is serious. This is real.
12 comments:
i actually ate a banana at fremantle 2 or 3 weeks ago for breakfast... so eat that! zing!
-jim.
I ate a banana this morning for breakfast. I eat a banana every morning for breakfast. I do not eat bananas for breakfast in front of strange men if it can be avoided, but it cannot always be avoided.
-Sierra
i ate a banana in the comfort/privacy of my own home four days ago. no one saw me do it except my cat, and he hates dick jokes.
I ate a banana peanut butter sandwich at Echo Park about a week ago. Does that count? Before that, a few days earlier, I ate half a banana with some peanut butter on it at your house.
I ate a banana on Saturday January 26th, 2008. I usually eat them more regularly, but I've been sick as of late.
wanna split a bannaner?
I don't eat bananas, I train them...Wait, that not, that's wrong.
what's a banana?
(the chorus)
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Boosh.
i too eat a banana everyday for breakfast. i feel weird and "f"-ed up when i eat 2 bananas in one day. god i hate it when i do that!!!!
I don't see what's so funny about eating a banana. A FIG, on the other hand...
(I also eat one for breakfast on a regular basis)
Bananas are delicious, but I'll have to go ahead and disqualify myself from this contest, as I always think of dildos/real cocks when I'm eating them. And sometimes, I just feel like a monkey - like eating a banana is de-evolution. That's not that funny, but I feel like monkeys are silly, and if someone watched me eat a banana, they'd call me "silly monkey." Also, I ate a banana in line at the bank the other day. Eating anything in any line is really kind of ridiculous. And everybody knows they're thinking of either fruit flies or somebody slipping/cars skidding out on their discarded banana peels. Or at least I am. Point is, bananas are funny, and full of potassium. You can keep your photograph. I'll just buy one.
this post sure backfired on you, didn't it?
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